Stuntman Shot

Needed:
1 shot of tequila
1 lime wedge
salt
Buddy

Directions:
Line salt up on counter (in a snortable line)
Snort said salt line
Take shot
Squeeze lime wedge into Buddy's eye

Congrats! You are now a bad ass Stuntman!

Cat Costume?

In case your cat is need of a costume, here's a good idea.

Beloved Charlie

If we had a picture, and perhaps one day we will, we'd post it with this. Charlie is our man, our guy. He is at our bar a minimum of 5 times a week, a "regular" as some would say. We love him dearly and despite what he may say, he loves us too.

For those who know him, you know he rarely eats, at least in front of us. That is why this is so funny....

Trina is about to throw away a plate with little squares of cheese today when Charlie looks at her, as if she's crazy, and asks, "Are you just going to throw all that cheese away??"

Trina: "Yes Charlie, I am-we don't want to eat anymore."

Charlie: "Gimme that shit, I love cheese. I'm like a rat!!"

Short of bitching about children, it was the most passionate we've seen our Charlie and made for some wonderful laughs.

He did not think so.

Fabulous Quotes by Paul Carr

"Oh man.....I got naked for shots again last night. Damn it!"

Halloween!!!

Alright so Halloween is a big deal in our neck of the woods. We get into. As a group. So before we post LOTS of fabulous pictures commemorating this year's festivities, I thought we'd give you a nice recap of last year's.

Us Girls:)

Kasey and Shannon instructing the bar on proper stretch techniques.

Kasey enthused that Amber's doing her check out....(best picture ever)

Photos by Kasey McNunley

Kasey.

Crazy Night

So last night (Tuesday 23rd) was super crazy. It started off with a group of boys that came in pretty much already wasted. They said that they had just came back from the desert so you know how that goes, get a drunk as possible. There was this one guy Mario Ortiz that was there and he was getting drunk and kept telling me how in love he was with me, then I would call him creepy or weird and he would say he was just joking blah blah blah, calling my name every 2 mins for nothing. So as he got drunker he got more annoying so I volunteered Travis to be my boyfriend for the night so that this guy would stop creeping me out. That didnt help to much because he kept trying to get over the bar to give me a hug or a kiss or even just a handshake.
So the evening is coming to a close and I determine that he is too drunk so I cut him off and hand him his tab to sign. He decided that he wanted to throw it back at me....so I told him that he had to leave the bar right then or I was going to call the police. So he kept saying that he knew me from before, I told him that I had never met him before in my life. Then he was asking why did I treat him like just another customer...so I told him that was because he was just another customer. So his friend is finally wresteling him out of the bar and he keeps trying to come at me saying that I am his. Thankfully my boys where there and made sure that he didnt get back to me.
Talk about a cray customer!

Bartending Pet Peeves

When customers ask for a vodka redbull (or any alcoholic beverage) without ice because they think the lack of ice increases the alcohol content. No ice does not mean we will pour more alcohol, it means you get more mixer. It may, in fact, mean you get less alcohol because we short pour stupidity, among other things. Reasons to ask for less ice: you don't like ice, you're cold, you don't want to taste the alcohol, you want to take it slow and not get drunk. Hallelujah. Amen.

Fun Fact

Sometimes, while dancing, farts just sneak out. It can be both embarassing and funny. They, the farts, can be both loud or quiet.

J-Dub

"The Polish girls in the kitchen don't really like Polish jokes...."

-Jay Vito

A Quote By Am-dizzle

Speaking to Trina on the way home...

Amber: "I bet Christa felt the same as me....I mean we got here at the same time, well did I here when she did? Did I get here at 5 or 7? I think it was 5. Yeah, it was 5, because I had to be here for TGIF......so [insert something about the baby]...."

Trina:"So....Christa? You were saying?"

Amber: "Was I saying? I can't remember what I was going to say....I think I thought I was done talking?"

This kid's name is spelled P-I-M-P

A note left by a patron who forgot to close his tab the night before....

"Lauren,

Sorry I bounced on my tab last night, maybe we could hang out someday when I'm not wasted, holler back. 0176-****-4459

Breck Hale"

Game Time!!

Last night Trina and I created a new, incredibly fun for all involved, game! It has yet to be named, aside from coolest game ever.

Object of Game: Everytime someone orders beer (not on tap) see how many of the bottle caps you can hit Josh in the head with. No other part of his body counts.

Who Wins: Who doesn't??

What Did You Say?!

Last night, a Wednesday, had us hearing lots of intelligent things...

"Hey what do you mix with Redbull here? Alcohol?" -Smart Person

"Can I please use an AAFES gift card?" -Dumb Ass

As if his asking politely would change the outcome.

Other Cute Pictures!

To start it off here are some pictures of some of the bartenders, some here some not.....

Because this is my first post there will be lots of stuff too it,

video of game night...

I just know that people will get a kick out of this.

That was at Kasey's house one random night.

Okay so I guess I lied, not to much to the first post for me.

See everyone soon!

She's here!!!!!!

Today at 12:49pm, after almost 13 hours of labor, Rimini Claire Zeigler made her debut! She is the cutest, sweetest, little snoring baby we've ever seen!!!

We love you Rimi and are so proud of you Mama!!!!

What did you say?!

This will be funnier for those who work there (or have)...

Gabi: Amber, what's the name of that shot again?

Amber: Goldschlager?

Gabi: Cole Slaw??

Fun at my house!

Most of you have never gotten the chance to see what goes on after hours. This is a glimpse into our time off. A lot of our time is spent at my house, im Kasey. You see my husband goes away on tdy's a lot and well my house happens to be close to the bars, and big enough to play in. We used to go out a lot on random nights like Mondays. We always ended up here where the real fun begins. We usually start with a round of spoons or P & A. Then we turn up some music and dance, Christa usually doing something similar to ballet, and I always want to do sometime like dirty dancing, the movie. As the night wears on we find other things to do like play hide-n-go-seek, always waiting for the first passer outer. This person isnt that forutnate, they could wake up with mustaches drawn on their face. We always cook dinner/breakfast and generally tear up the house. As time has passed we see people come and go, but we look forward to making new memories.... Hey girls Trina just got catch phrase in, so game night is ON!!!

What did you say?

This will be an ongoing blog as to the dumb things we hear at the bar. As I'm sure that all of you would imgine we hear some pretty stupid sh*t, we usually keep our composure until we get to the "situation" room where we tell all the other bartenders. The point is that sometimes there really are stupid questions!

"Do you take star card?"

guy: " Can I get a shot of Johnson Irish whiskey?" (wednesday night Sept 3rd)
kasey: " You mean Jameson Irish whiskey?"

Welcome.......

To the most entertaining blog to ever exist. Ha. Well that may be a bit far stretched but we're sure some of you reading will love this.

We are a group of bartenders, who not only love eachother but a good number of our patrons. So here's to you, boys & girls, particularly those downrange. Check back to see more posts of the ridiculous sh*t we do when we're not at work.

For those who used to be here, we miss & love you and hope this we'll give you some good laughs.

-The Girls & Josh